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		<title>Water polo final in Beijing</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2008/08/21/water-polo-final-in-beijing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Right now, (it&#8217;s Thursday 21 Aug, 2008, 13:37 CET), the ladies are playing the water polo final at the Beijing Olympics. The Netherlands are playing the United States. You can see it live at http://os2008.nos.nl/. But when I looked at Wikipedia just now, I found something interesting: Apparently, the Dutch have already won! (As you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right now, (it&#8217;s Thursday 21 Aug, 2008, 13:37 CET), the ladies are playing the water polo final at the Beijing Olympics. The Netherlands are playing the United States. You can see it live at <a href="http://os2008.nos.nl/">http://os2008.nos.nl/</a>.</p>
<p>But when I looked at <a href="http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterpolo">Wikipedia</a> just now, I found something interesting:</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/benjaminvrolijk/Weblog/photo#5236932731648491426"><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/benjaminvrolijk/SK1Skq6GP6I/AAAAAAAABzQ/lGZsHfhBnOY/s400/waterpolo.png" alt="" /></a></div>
<p>Apparently, the Dutch have already won!</p>
<p>(As you can see in the image, the score is 5-5 at the time of the screenshot, but on the Dutch Wikipedia page, it says the Dutch have won the gold medal in the final against the US!)</p>
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		<title>Reinforcing the dykes?</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2008/03/28/reinforcing-the-dykes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found in the local newspaper (therefore, in Dutch): I&#8217;d sure like to be there when they start dumping 430.000 euros on the sea dyke in Westkapelle!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found in the local newspaper (therefore, in Dutch):</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/benjaminvrolijk/Weblog/photo#5182811936091313970"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/benjaminvrolijk/R-0L_wRglzI/AAAAAAAABkM/he9meRVWS3Y/s400/IMG_3359_cs.jpg" alt="1 miljoen kuub zand op Walchers strand" /></a></div>
<p>I&#8217;d sure like to be there when they start dumping 430.000 <em>euros</em> on the sea dyke in Westkapelle!</p>
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		<title>Netherlands? Holland!</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2007/04/27/netherlands-holland/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 15:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you know how &#8220;Netherlands&#8221; should be pronounced? You may think you do, but maybe you should check out Merriam-Webster&#8217;s Online Dictionary, just to be sure!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you know how &#8220;Netherlands&#8221; should be pronounced?<br />
You may think you do, but maybe you should check out <a href="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary">Merriam-Webster&#8217;s Online Dictionary</a>, just to be sure!</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://visualisation.tudelft.nl/~benjamin/images/weblog/netherlands-holland.jpg" alt="Netherlands? Holland!" /></div>
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		<title>The Daily WTF</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2006/04/04/the-daily-wtf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine pointed me to this website, The Daily WTF, Curious Perversions in Information Technology. On this website you can get your daily dose of funny, stupid or weird bits of programming code. How about this bit of code for converting a byte array to hexadecimal? Notice the use of constants to improve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine pointed me to this website, <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/">The Daily WTF</a>, Curious Perversions in Information Technology.<br />
On this website you can get your daily dose of funny, stupid or weird bits of programming code.</p>
<p>How about <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/forums/65573/ShowPost.aspx">this bit of code</a> for converting a byte array to hexadecimal?<br />
Notice the use of constants to improve readibility, such as:</p>
<pre>public static final int FIRST_BIT_OFFSET = 1;
public static final char ZERO = '0';</pre>
<p>Here&#8217;s <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/forums/64833/ShowPost.aspx">another nice example</a> of the use of constants, to make SQL query building much easier!</p>
<p><span id="more-175"></span></p>
<p><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/forums/61792/ShowPost.aspx">This one&#8217;s</a> for people who don&#8217;t understand boolean logic:</p>
<pre>if ((actionFlag == 0) &amp;&amp; (actionFlag == 1))
{
...
}</pre>
<p>or</p>
<pre>if (connectionOpen || !connectionOpen)
{
...
}</pre>
<p>or this example, showing the inefficient way of variable assignment:</p>
<pre>if ( BitCount != 8 )
expectedBits = 8;
else
expectedBits = BitCount;</pre>
<p>One <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/forums/24484/ShowPost.aspx">final entry</a> shows the code you need to use, if your &lt; key doesn&#8217;t work.</p>
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		<title>EULA</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2005/10/24/eula/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 14:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found on Slashdot: End User License Gems. There&#8217;s an article about statements in End User License Agreements &#8211; you know, the things you should actually read before you click &#8220;I agree&#8221;. Some companies really want you to agree to the most insane statements. I seriously think that some of these are, in fact, against the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found on <a href="http://slashdot.org/">Slashdot</a>: <a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/05/10/23/2043206.shtml">End User License Gems</a>.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s an article about statements in End User License Agreements &#8211; you know, the things you should actually read before you click &#8220;I agree&#8221;. Some companies really want you to agree to the most insane statements. I seriously think that some of these are, in fact, against the law.</p>
<p><span id="more-166"></span><br />
How about these examples:</p>
<blockquote><p>Apple reserves the right, at any time and from time to time, to update, revise, supplement, and otherwise modify this Agreement and to impose new or additional rules, policies, terms, or conditions on your use of the Service. Such updates, revisions, supplements, modifications, and additional rules, policies, terms, and conditions (collectively referred to in this Agreement as &#8220;Additional Terms&#8221;) will be effective immediately and incorporated into this Agreement. Your continued use of the iTunes Music Store following will be deemed to constitute your acceptance of any and all such Additional Terms. All Additional Terms are hereby incorporated into this Agreement by this reference.</p></blockquote>
<p>or, in short: We&#8217;ll make any changes to this agreement we like, and you&#8217;ve just agreed to them.</p>
<p>And how about this:</p>
<blockquote><p>You agree, if purchasing by credit card or charge card, that you permanently and irrevocably waive any and all right to cause a &#8220;chargeback&#8221; (that is, a disputed, reversed or contested charge) against this purchase for any reason whatsoever<br />
(&#8230;)<br />
You agree that, if you institute such a &#8220;chargeback&#8221;, it constitutes a material violation of this license<br />
(&#8230;)<br />
Therefore, you agree to pay, and Company agrees to accept in compromise, for each chargeback you may issue or directly or indirectly cause to be issued against company, the amount of EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS ($8,000.00)<br />
(&#8230;)<br />
You expressly confess, in the event of such a &#8220;chargeback&#8221;, that such chargeback constitutes fraud and confess such fraud. You agree to pay all costs incurred by company or the seller of this license in collecting these amounts.</p></blockquote>
<p>(From <a href="http://www.tgdaily.com/2005/10/22/rtf_eula/">TG Daily</a>.)</p>
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		<title>User manual translation</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2005/08/22/user-manual-translation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This afternoon, we got a nice little package in the mail. Because we ordered ADSL a few weeks ago, we received a free MP3 player. Nothing special, some unknown brand, but still a very nice, 256 MB MP3 player. That&#8217;s not what this entry is about, however. It&#8217;s about the user manual&#8230; It seems to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This afternoon, we got a nice little package in the mail.<br />
Because we ordered ADSL a few weeks ago, we received a free MP3 player. Nothing special, some unknown brand, but still a very nice, 256 MB MP3 player.<br />
That&#8217;s not what this entry is about, however. It&#8217;s about the user manual&#8230;</p>
<p>It seems to me that the manual has been translated from Chinese, via Japanese, Italian, Portuguese, to French, then Russian, back to Chinese, Korean and finally to English. Let me quote (yes, literally) from the manual:</p>
<blockquote><p>Not need to drive the USB dish function<br />
need not to manage the procedure, can pass the &#8220;my computer &#8220;directly &#8220;can move dish&#8221; proceed the document operate, having no need in WIN2000 above system gearing the procedure</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Encrypt the dish mode<br />
make use of with the supplementary tool in machine, can be direct to divide the dish as two dishes, combine to encrypt an among those, conceal the space, keep to encrypt the part not been seen from, but conceal the secret</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>recording/reply to read<br />
can pass the microphone recording and keep to WAV and ACT speech text file of the format, the eligibility chooses the part replies to read or contrast to reply to read</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Why I use Jabber</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2005/08/02/why-i-use-jabber/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 08:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the reason I don&#8217;t use MSN Messenger! Read through the comments of this blog entry (in Dutch)&#8230; Are these people for real?!? iedeReen m0et seLf weTe waT Diej in sijN naaM sgrijfT juh mag zelf weten wat juh in juh naam zet en als ze dat verboden dat vind ik egt heelll dom [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://beefcake.nl/index.php?itemid=41">This</a> is the reason I don&#8217;t use MSN Messenger!</p>
<p>Read through the comments of this blog entry (in Dutch)&#8230; Are these people for real?!?</p>
<p><span id="more-157"></span></p>
<blockquote><p>iedeReen m0et seLf weTe waT Diej in sijN naaM sgrijfT</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>juh mag zelf weten wat juh in juh naam zet en als ze dat verboden dat vind ik egt heelll dom dan</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Damnn .. Stik Erin .. Sjitt Je Mag Tog Wel Zelf Wetee Wa Jj In Jj Naam Zet=S Pff ..</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Google Moon</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2005/07/20/google-moon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 07:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After Google Maps and Google Earth, Google today introduced Google Moon. In honour of the first lunar landing, on July 20, 1969, we can now surf the Moon&#8217;s surface and explore the landing sites of the Apollo missions. (Courtesy of NASA, of course.) Don&#8217;t forget to check out the highest detail images!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After <a href="http://maps.google.com/">Google Maps</a> and <a href="http://earth.google.com/">Google Earth</a>, Google today introduced <a href="http://moon.google.com/">Google Moon</a>.</p>
<p>In honour of the first lunar landing, on July 20, 1969, we can now surf the Moon&#8217;s surface and explore the landing sites of the Apollo missions. (Courtesy of <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/">NASA</a>, of course.)</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to check out the highest detail images!</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://moon.google.com/"><img src="http://visualisation.tudelft.nl/~benjamin/images/weblog/google_moon.gif" alt="Google Moon" /></a></div>
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		<title>The code of Carl Munck</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2005/07/18/the-code-of-carl-munck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 10:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re interested in history and ancient monuments like Stonehenge or the pyramids, and you like fiddling around with numbers, take a look at this site. It&#8217;s about coordinates of these monuments, ancients weights and measures, mathematical constants, and even &#8220;monuments on Mars&#8221;, such as the famous &#8220;Face on Mars&#8221;. There are all kinds of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re interested in history and ancient monuments like Stonehenge or the pyramids, and you like fiddling around with numbers, take a look at <a href="http://www.greatdreams.com/gem1.htm">this site</a>.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s about coordinates of these monuments, ancients weights and measures, mathematical constants, and even &#8220;monuments on Mars&#8221;, such as the famous &#8220;Face on Mars&#8221;. There are all kinds of relations between all these numbers, or at least &#8211; we are led to believe that. It sounds all a bit too far-fetched, if you ask me&#8230;</p>
<p><span id="more-155"></span><br />
How about this&#8230;</p>
<p>Start with the numbers 360 (degrees in a circle) and 60 (minutes or seconds). Multiply these and you get 21600. That happens to be the number of Nautical Miles on the polar circumference of the Earth.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.stonehenge.org.uk/">Stonehenge</a> is located at latitude 51 degrees, 10 minutes, 42.3529 seconds North. Now multiply these numbers: 51 x 10 x 42.3529 = 21600.</p>
<p>The longitude of Stonehenge, (relative to the longitude of The Great Pyramid at Gizeh, instead of Greenwich, of course!) is 32 degrees, 57 minutes 28.8173748 seconds. Multiplying these numbers we get 52562.89164, which turns out to be the following product: RAD (in degrees) x Pi x 2 Pi x square root of 2160.</p>
<p>Now, let&#8217;s take the radius in Feet, of the Sarsen Circle at Stonehenge: 48.66934411.<br />
Divide RAD (in degrees) by this radius: 57.29577951 / 48.66934411 = 1.177245771. This is exactly the tangent of the precise azimuth-of-orientation of the &#8216;Avenue&#8217; at Stonehenge: 49.65408598 degrees. This number, in turn, is equal to (e / Pi) x RAD (in degrees): (2.72258992 / 3.141592654) x 57.29577951 = 49.65408598.</p>
<p>Well, it just keeps on going&#8230; There are thirteen pages, this was just the beginning of the first one&#8230; Just browse through it and see for yourself.</p>
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		<title>Our own stamp</title>
		<link>http://bvrolijk.net/2005/06/30/our-own-stamp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 14:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>benjamin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know you could create your own stamps? At TPG Post, you can have you own picture be printed as a real stamp. We already tried it a while ago. In fact, we used the stamps for our wedding invitations. It&#8217;s really easy, and not very expensive. I think it&#8217;s great for special occasions [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know you could create your own stamps?</p>
<p>At <a href="http://www.tpgpost.nl/">TPG Post</a>, you can have you own picture be <a href="http://www.tpgpost.nl/voorthuis/postzaken_regelen/persoonlijke_postzegels_maken/index.jsp">printed as a real stamp</a>.</p>
<p>We already tried it a while ago. In fact, we used the stamps for our wedding invitations. It&#8217;s really easy, and not <em>very</em> expensive. I think it&#8217;s great for special occasions or something&#8230;</p>
<p>So, here&#8217;s the result:</p>
<div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://visualisation.tudelft.nl/~benjamin/images/weblog/postzegel.jpg" alt="Our stamp" /></div>
<p>(And <a href="http://photos.bvrolijk.net/indeskilift.jpg">this</a> is the original photo, btw.)</p>
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