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Dubya
For the 59,459,765 silly Americans that re-elected George W.:
Dubya
While walking down the street, Dubya was struck by a large wheel of cheese that fell out of SwissAir flight 19.
Sadly, George does not make it and his soul arrives in heaven and he is met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Welcome George!”, says St. Peter, “we seldom see Republicans here, so we’re not sure what to do.”
“No problem Pete, let me in, I’m worthy”, says Dubya.
“I’d like to but I have orders from the Man Himself, he says you have to spend one day in hell then one day in heaven so you choose where you’ll live for eternity.”
“I’ve made up my mind, I want to be in heaven”, says Dubya.
Miserable failure
Try this: search google for “miserable failure”. If you click “I’m feeling lucky”, you are sent directly to the first search result, being (at the time of writing) this page!
Yes, that is the Biography of President George W. Bush at the official White House site.
Update: Well, apparently, this is called google bombing.
A new action has already been started, directed towards the Dutch prime minister.
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